By Diane Gutman
(via The Daily Hey Now!)
Awkward’s back and on the air and I am rejoicing like a tween at a One Direction concert. With a new season upon us our klutzy, heroine Jenna has a lot of decisions to make. After the first episode back, Resolutions it seems pretty clear Jenna has made her choice on who her main squeeze is going to be, but it’s definitely a lot more complicated than that. With Matty on the prowl to win back Jenna’s heart and Jake vying to officially become her boyfriend via social networking things are getting hairy for our girl. I decided that I’ll make my own decision on who Jenna really belongs with by doing the only logical thing anyone would do (…on television) and make a pro’s and con’s list of what both boys have to offer after which we can make a sound, healthy, decision on just who is the best choice for our girl Jenna Hamilton.
Team Matty AKA Team “GIRL, LOOK AT DAT BODY!”:
Pros:
- The Abs.
- He was Jenna’s first
- The Abs
- He was her hero!
- The Abs
- He liked her when she didn’t
- The Abs
- He told Jake he was hung up on that girl from camp.
- Abs.
- Easy on the eyes.
- Abs.
- Mysterious!
- Six Pack
Cons:
- He acts like a little kid
- Wears shirts
- Hid her from the world
- Only wanted a relationship after he found out he had competition
- Needs to never wear a shirt
- Doesn’t care that his best friend is dating her and still wants to seduce her.
- Shirts.
- Doesn’t know what he wants
- Kisses other girls
- SHIRT.
Team Jake AKA Team “Aww! He’s So Cute!”:
Pros:
Cute- Smart
- He’s the popular kid and he was never ashamed of hanging out with Jenna.
- Those eyes!
- They have fun together
- He knows what he wants
- Popular but not douchey about it.
- Cares about the little things
- No seriously he has really nice eyes.
- Dances like a weirdo and isn’t afraid to show it!
- Her friends like him!
- He’s so damn nice.
- His eyes can make any girl melty.
- He was into Jenna when he was with Lissa.
- He kissed Jenna when he was with Lissa.
- Seems like his jealousy might get the best of him when he finds out about Matty.
- A little oblivious sometimes.
- There’s only so much being cute, sweet and loyal can get you before you come out sounding like puppy.
- Doesn’t have as many con’s to list so I feel like I have done a terrible job.
Hey Lauren! 