Legendary.

WHY MUST IT BE DIET!?

Where do these products go to die after they flop?

Minus the Sex part…YOU MAKE A VALID POINT!

Poetry is hard.

 

Grant Me Your Bacon!

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks!

Lauren FACTS: Fact or Fiction? #1

Lauren only met Hitler once.

At least during World War II. While other other national forces were busy punching Hitler every other day, Lauren McCarthy barely fought Nazis at all. In one incident, Nazi saboteurs come to Chicago and Lauren does take them down. But Lauren’s only confrontation with Adolf Hitler himself happens on the cover of ‘Look Magazine’ August 8, 1943 — where Lauren and her unicorn throw bacon strips at Der Fuhrer.

Should You Eat Bacon? (Flow Chart)

Lauren encourages you!

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