it’s time for bed.
good night to the following:
1. unicorns.
2. today’s pigs.
3. tomorrow’s bacon.
4. victims of identity theft.
5. identity thieves who are currently victims.
6. the cast & crew of ‘Man Up!’
7. people who wish against those who wish upon a star.
8. lawyers.
9. table tennis players offended by the term “Ping-Pong.”
10. those who live by the straw man fallacy.
good night!
goodnight to the following:
1. fruity cheerios.
2. jello biafra.
3. the guy who forgot to return ‘Driver’ to RedBox and now has a -$30 balance on his account.
4. warped and faded darkwing duck thermoses.
5. guys who think saying “don’t taze me, bro” is witty.
6. europa.
7. moms constantly reminding their young to put out the trash.
8. chiggers.
9. friends who share “Manos: The Hands of Fate” inside jokes.
10. comfort eagle.
goodnight!
Once again, bedtime sneaks its sleepy little head our way.
Goodnight to the following:
1. Construction workers who jam out to John Cage.
2. Potential America’s Got Talent winners.
3. Lake Bell’s career.
4. The faces of Miami.
5. Tracy Morgan’s limo driver.
6. Penn and Teller’s coffeemate.
7. The night janitor at Legoland.
8. Future Canadian citizenship holders.
9. Rock cleavage.
10. To the one guy who looked up the lyrics to “Existentialism on Prom Night” on prom night.
Goodnight!
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Hitting the hay super early tonight. Sleepytimes have arrived!
Goodnight to the following:
1. Those just know discovering Kraftwerk in 2012.
2. Creepy uncles protective of their autographed Joe Pepitone baseballs.
3. The cameraman and editor of the ‘Kids in the Hall’ theme montage footage.
4. To the writer’s of ‘NBC’s Grady.’
5. Stiv Bator.
6. Watchtower magazine.
7. Miss Jane Pittman.
8. Nunnally Johnson’s first draft of ‘Three Faces of Eve.” Where ever you are!
9. To those who believe content is just as sexy as form.
10. Gadget maker Q.
Goodnight!
Hey Lauren! 