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TOP TEN REASONS WHY WE LOVE LAUREN. CHECK THIS OUT!
(Random Google Image Search: “Uncle Buck Movie Quotes”)
1. In the 1980’s we would have loved her because of her ‘funky-ness’ but due to government regulation, anything funky has been banned and now reduced to ‘awesome.’ We think she is awesome, all that, and more than what they put in a bag of chips these days. Long story short, we love her because she’s ‘super-fly.’
2. Her investment with bacon.
3. Her involvement with unicorn adoptions around the world. What Sarah McLaughin does for dogs, McCarthy does for mythical ponies.
4. Her opinion on “Greek yogurt.”
5. Her dedicated efforts, patience, and understanding of Post Modern Zombie Existentialism, or what is now known as 1980’s “New Wave.”
6. Her fashionista advice on how to mix and match jeans with that super dope Madras shirt.
7. How to mix and match Corvairs with that super dope Madras shirt.
8. How to remove blood stains from your Madras shirt after a rumble with the Greasers.
9. Her disdain for people confusing “Samoas” for “Samoans.”
10. For being herself and persevering through 11 seasons of “Married with…Children.”
Coming up soon, “Top Ten Reasons Why Lauren & Hurricane Andrew Would Make Horrible Friends.”
Hey Lauren! 