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Phil’s Musical Dedication to Lauren McCarthy – Episode 1, Part 1
A teddy bear discovers iMovie and makes a video for Lauren.
Lauren FACTS: Fact or Fiction? #2
During a full moon, Lauren becomes a Werepirate. Half herself, half eye patch connoisseur.
Throughout history some women have always preferred knives to knitting needles. Lauren McCarthy went from a privileged daughter of a rich plantation owner to a ruthless pirate. Not wanting to live the ‘subservient’ life expected by women during her day, Lauren won over the respect of her pirate crewmembers with her murderous and capable ways (forcing them to watch Korean soaps). She eventually became best friends with another fierce female pirate, Diane Gutman.
Lauren FACTS: Fact or Fiction? #1
Lauren only met Hitler once.
At least during World War II. While other other national forces were busy punching Hitler every other day, Lauren McCarthy barely fought Nazis at all. In one incident, Nazi saboteurs come to Chicago and Lauren does take them down. But Lauren’s only confrontation with Adolf Hitler himself happens on the cover of ‘Look Magazine’ August 8, 1943 — where Lauren and her unicorn throw bacon strips at Der Fuhrer.
HOW TO SAY HELLO TO LAUREN IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!
If you want to say “hello” to Lauren in every language on the planet, you would have to learn at least 2,796 languages.
Acknowledge that the mostly-universal, non-verbal way to greet Lauren is a simple handshake and to cook bacon for her!
How to say “Hello, Lauren” in a few languages:
- Amharic — “”Selam, Lauren!”
- Albanian — ”Tungjatjeta, Lauren!”
- A’Leamona — ”bees-e-lees-e, Lauren!”
- Arabic — صباحالخي”ر, Lauren!”
- Armenian — “barev, Lauren!”
- Austrian — ”Grüßgott, Lauren!”
- Azerbaijani — “salam, Lauren!”
- Bahamian English — ”Hello, Lauren!”
- Basque — ”kaixo, Lauren!”
- Belarusian — ”pryvitańnie, Lauren!”
- Cambodian (Khmer) — S”ua s’dei, Lauren!”
- Chichewa — “moni mayi, Lauren!”
- Chinese — “你好, Lauren!”
- Danish — ”hej, Lauren!”
- French — ”allo,bonjour, Lauren!”
- Georgian — ”gamardjoba, Lauren!”
- Greek — ”Γεια σου, Lauren!”
- Lithuanian — ”laba diena, Lauren!”
- Luxembourgish — ”moïen, Lauren!”
- Zulu — ”sawubona, Lauren!”
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Welcome to Hey Lauren! Check this Out!
This is our first post.
What are we about? We are about sharing the internet with you. We like you.
More importantly… We are about sharing the internet with Lauren McCarthy!
More more importantly… We are friends of Lauren who share our love for her.
We also talk about pop culture, bacon related foods, unicorns, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Hey Lauren! 